My baby cousin lives with my Uncle Rens and Auntie Anj in a place a long way away called Alfriston which is near a place called Polegate. My cousin had a party cos he was one year old.

It’s very nice but you have to get a lot of trains to get there. We got the train from Forest Gate, the train from Liverpool st, the train from Oxford Circus and a long train from Victoria.

At Victoria station we went to Ed’s diner and I had a pink milkshake…

When we were on the train a really grumpy lady told me and Drum off for being noisy, so we had to play cards with Grandma and Auntie Monica instead…

Uncle Rens has a big house and it was a ginormous party. Me and Drum had some cupcakes and played football in the garden, which is also ginormous. Drum kept kicking the ball in the hedge tho, which was a bit annoying.

As you can see my cousin Rohan looks quite happy about his party…

I found an apple tree to climb up as well!

There were lots of grown ups at the party so we had to wait ages and ages til it was time to do the birthday song and have the cake, but we got some to take home as well and I went to sleep on the train back.

BTW if you like mine and Drum’s tshirts they are from Baby K.