Me and Daddy had to go to Ikea, which is a very big and complicated place. Dad says you have to deploy Strength and Honour and make sure you only go in for what you came for. Like Snipers.

Afterwards we went to Pizza Express and had a pizza with four different flavours on it which is called a Four Seasons. It was jolly good except they wasted a whole triangle of it by having anchovies on (Daddy ate that bit).