She said she likes my toys but she wants more Tomy,

And we stayed up for hours watching CBeebies

She said she likes the songs they play at Gymboree

So I gave my number to her French nanny…

I got a black Zia, she got an iCandy

She thinks I rock it in my tight Huggies

I said pack your raincoat and your pink wellies

And come to London to my house for tea…

(Swedish House Mafia can come too…)