My buddy Joel came over and we had a power lunch. My Dad has known Joel’s Dad since they were four, so they probably had important lunches like this back then, to discuss the things that mater – like where the dragons live and what songs slugs like to sing or how to sneak an extra 5 minutes onto bedtime.

Obviously now my Dad and Joel’s Dad just talk about boring stuff like what streets you can park on for free and where to buy trousers.