My Dad has gone on a thing called a Stag Do with Badger (our car) and lots and lots of STUFF.

Daddy doesn’t much like camping so he has taken a big tent like Red Indians have and a big stove and his big boots and some beer. And also a straw hat (not sure why) and some Andrex toilet roll cos Daddy says he’s taking no chances with the wilderness.

Daddy is a thing called a Best Man, which is confusing as its not as Best as the man who is getting married.