As you know, the queen of my heart is called @LilyFenton1, but I do know some other girls too.

Dad made me have a playdate with this girl called Ramona at the weekend, she was very grumpy and didn’t talk much. Dad said ‘play nicely Wild’ – but how can you play nicely when she won’t play AT ALL?

They did have hummus and carrot sticks at her house though, which made it a bit better. But girls should buck themselves up a bit if they want to hang out with me.