Mum says I am the sticky handprint monster at the moment. I have a new trick, ya see.
When given something really sticky (like banana or yoghurt or Ella’s Green One) you should hide a bit in your hands and screw your fists up into a ball so Mummy can’t get at them with a wet wipe.
Then, take your sticky and splodge it somewhere impressive (like the TV or Daddy’s laptop).
Just don’t get caught sticky handed…