Lots of women are ever so nice but I just wanted to remind you about some rubbish ones as well, in case you accidentally meet them in the street or anything.

1. Goldilocks. She might have been pretty but she ate all the poor bears’ breakfast. No respect. You should always be respectful of bears.
2. Miss Trunchbull out of Matilda who is a very mean lady.
3. Witches.

I think mostly all other women are alright although Dad says they are hard work sometimes.